There’s nothing like a good old-fashioned high school prank. Unfortunately, people don’t like pranks anymore — they’re too concerned about “someone getting hurt” or “costly repairs” or “animal cruelty.” The best pranks rarely go unpunished these days.

For example, I know this kid who hated his math teacher so much that he broke into her house one night and took a giant shit in her refrigerator. A week later, the kid got cancer.

TEXAS — Five Houston-area high school seniors are in trouble after an innocent prank was taken a little too seriously during a class photo.

Over 600 seniors gathered in front of the camera for their class photo last week at Cypress Ridge High School. In the front row, select students wore t-shirts with letters on them that spelled “CLASS OF 2010″ when side-by-side.

After the first photo was taken, the students were allowed to rearrange themselves for the informal panoramic shot. During this time, the two students wearing the letters “C” and “L” dispersed into the crowd, leaving only “ASS OF 2010″ — but nobody noticed.

School administrators were furious when they saw the photo. The three “ASS” students in front were suspended for three days and fined $135 each. They also lost their positions as officers for various clubs. The “C” and “L” students were not suspended, but also received a fine. The money will go towards editing the panoramic photo and fixing the spelling error.

It wasn’t just the administrators that disapproved of the prank. Raymond Carrigan, one of the seniors present during the prank said changing “class” to “ass” was “ignorant.”

Ignorant? Disrespectful, maybe — but realizing that you can form a naughty word out of a regular word just by switching some letters is fucking genius.

How’s this for ignorant, Ray? I found a Facebook picture of you and added a giant ignorant penis on there and it’s about to poke you in the face. Let that be a lesson to you!

The irony: Three students were essentially suspended for making the class photo vulgar, but at least fifty other male students got away with displaying “The Shocker,” which is a hand gesture relating to the sexual act of inserting three fingers into a female’s butt-gina.

I’d also like to mention that Cypress Ridge is probably overpaying to have their class photo edited. Sidecarsally Photofuck Plus offers free editing services for family, wedding, and class photos. Earlier this year, I handled a similar problem for the Delta Gamma sorority after the entire front row forgot to wear their letters.

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