ST. PETERSBURG — 53-year-old William Wright had an obsession with masturbating to upskirt photos of unsuspecting women. He would go to grocery stores and scout for female shoppers wearing skirts (this is common in Florida) and then things would get weird.

Wright would slide his foot under womens’ skirts and record their camel toes with a camera attached to his shoe. Unfortunately, most respectable women wear panties under skirts, but the occasional beaver flash on film made it all worth it for Wright.

If you think this is impressive, you should see my toilet cam.

On Saturday, Wright was filming some cooter at a local Publix grocery store when a woman recognized him and called police. They arrived on time for once and confronted Wright.

Authorities found computer flash drives in his pocket, along with a trigger device, and two wires protruding from his pocket. The body of the camera was in Wright’s pants, and the lens was apparently attached to one of his shoes. [1]

He was arrested and charged with voyeurism.

The Japanese are far ahead of us in voyeuristic technologies. Shoe cameras are a thing of the past — perverts stopped using shoe cams once that PSA came out.

All my teenage male readers, I hope you’re taking notes.

Before you judge William Wright and the countless other perverts out there, think about this: Television networks like MTV are the biggest voyeurs of all.

A photo of Britney’s cunt was worth a small fortune before she showed us several times how frighteningly hideous it is. Paparazzis pray for crotch shots like you pray to hit the lottery, and magazines and websites publish them for profit as well.

Besides, without people like William Wright, there would be nothing to masturbate to.

Sources: 1

Bonus Lyric: Wright was catchin’ camel toes with her camera toe.

Quality Comments: “A guy wants to see where I pee.” — Ashley

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